Very Funny Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes

1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki zindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

3) Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne
mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

4) Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai
ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

5) Raat hui jab shaam k baad, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh
rehkar bhi dekha, teri awaaz ayi har saans ke baad..

6) Chirago se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat
sakti akeli ye jindagi to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

7) Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte
hai. Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me, log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko
dil samajhte hai..

8) Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend...

9) When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly So nvr brk frndshp..

10) Love :
Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life, but its the
way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

11) AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
KHUDA AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

12) I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it.... Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ...

13) What iS gr8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still case 4 her . Its wen she
ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

14) Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

15) Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give
You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..Good
Morning..

16) Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
in yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..

17) 1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
.
.
.Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

18) "Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

19) Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge, Sukun bankar dil mein utar
jayenge,Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye, dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

20) Look
Outside
It's So
Pleasent !
Sun
Smiling
For
You !
Trees
Dancing
For
You
Wind
Singing
For
You !
Because,
I have told them
all To Wish You
Good Morning.