DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho

Ajab shaks ho tm

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

Lagaan Remix 2050

Lagaan Remix 2050

Climax Scene:

24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.

Bowler Bowls.

Amir Hits

Ball Splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins. :-)

Jail

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

just a radio

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

don't exist.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Brush ur Teeth

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

love you too

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

If I was!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

"MOSQUITO"

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

School K Khali Maidaan

School K Khali Maidaan
Geo Taliban

Classes Sunsaan
Geo Taliban

Maa Baap Pareshan
Geo Taliban

Chutiyon Ki Hai Aan Baan
Geo Taliban

Bachay Hain Shadmaan
Geo Taliban

Pakistan Ki Hai Pehchan
Geo Taliban

http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?aapse-ek-special-baat-karni-hai&s=11460

Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

Koi Paas To Nahi?

Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

Ghor Se Suno...

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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)

Dehaati In 5 Star Hotel

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Packet

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

Dill main Allah Pak

Aapne Suna hoga k dill main Allah rehta hai.
Yani dill ko kholen to Allah Pak hongy. Ab ghor karen.


dill

d i l l


d_i_l l


Dill me ALLAH likha hai! Subhanallah

Ek Kisaan Gadi Mai

Ek Kisan Gadi Mai Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya.

Sipaahi: Kya Hai Isme?

Kisan: Gehun.


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Sipahi: Aby Hath Mila! Main bhi GAY Hun. ;-)

bhag gaya faraz

azam or shehnaz dekh rahe thay jahaz ................. ........... ..... wah wah wah wah .......... ......... .wah dono ko chumat mar ker bhag gaya faraz

The Ghanta Returns

Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

The Mummy Returns

Golmaal Returns

Batman Returns

Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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"The Ghanta Returns" :-)

funshun

MARD Ka Bacha Hai To

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.

Jab Koi Mushkil Parr Jaye.


To?

To?

To?

To?

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JL

To Main Kya Karon?

Harkaten Kyon Karte Ho Aisi? :-)

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai * Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai, Kal Se Sab School K Bachay Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy! Maine Suna hai! Ek

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai *

Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai,
Kal Se Sab School K Bachay
Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy!

Maine Suna hai!

Ek Barrey Se,
Kaali Moochon walay Uncle
BOMB baandh ker Aengay
Sabh bachey Mer Jaengay!

Bhool Gai Mai Naam bhala tha!
Shayad Dehshat-Gard Kaha tha!

Baba! Kyo Marengay Humko?
Humse koi Bhool hui kia ?
Humse kyo Naraz hen Uncle ?

Baba! Unko Guriya Day Dun?
Ya phir Meri Rangu wali
Yaad hai na woh Neeli Dibya
Meri Pichli Saalgirah per
Aapne Mujhko La Ker di thi!

Or Meri woh Piyari Poni!
Red Color ki, Titli wali!
Woh Bhi Day don?
Phir to Nahi Marein gay mujhko?

Yaad hai Baba ek Dafa jab
Mujhko Haath Pe Chot Lagi Thi
Bohat zayada dard hua tha
Thora Khon Bhi nikla tha!
Bohat Zayada Roi Thi Main .

Kya Yeh BOMB Barra hota hai?
Bohat Ziyada Chot lagay gi ?
Dard Bhi shayad Ziyada Hoga!

Baba Mujhko Darr lagta he

Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda

Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.



Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

You Should Please Contact...




STAR PLUS. :-)

Proposal or Weather Report

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.





Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Sardiyan Aagai Hain

Swe
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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)

I am made of 5 letters

	I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ! HAIR AIR - - - Answer : CHAIR

A rose is always rose whether its

A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way you are always my friend �
Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.

A - you are Attractive

	A - you are Attractive B - you are the Best C - you are Cute D - you are Dear 2 me E - you are Excellent F - you are Funny G - you are Gud Looking H - He He He I - I am J - Just K - Kidding

son to his dad have u ever been to EGYPT

son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???

Dad: no,

Dad :why do u ask,

son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then

Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Teacher Tomorrow there will be a lecture on

	Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata

	Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Pyaar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, Pyaar me wafa mili to thik, Warna bewafao pe jo kharcha hota, Uska claim to mil jata.

Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hia

	Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian... kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!

aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:

	Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

confidence

	Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho.

bird flu

	Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha Sir,bird flu to murghiyo ko hota hy Studnt,sir aapjo rozana mujhy murgha banaty hain

Arz kiya hai

	Arz kiya hai tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Bell bajayenge aur bhag jayenge

saanu vekh ke mukh guma jande,

	saanu vekh ke mukh guma jande, Sade nam te nivi pa jande, Par ek gal te na zor chale ohna da, Karde gallan gairan nall, Kasma sade na dean kha jande�.

Tast ki tayari

1 Punjabi BLOOD K Bare Me
Book Parh Rha Tha

BV:
Aj Ye Q Parh Rhe Ho?

Punjabi:
Muje Dr. Ne Kaha Ha K
Kal BLOOD TEST Ha
Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kr Rha Hon!

KHARCHA KUCH JYADA HI HO GAYA..

	Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki har ek deewar ko dekha, har ek darwaaaze, har ek khidiki ko dekha, har ek kone-kuche ko dekha., aur itna hi bola... MAA-KASAM, KHARCHA KUCH JYADA HI HO GAYA..

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

	Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan 1. Zardari Imandari Karega 2. Altaf Karachi Ayega 3. Musharaf per Muqdma Chale ga 4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare gi 5. Pathan aqalmand ho jaynge.

Ajab"chiragh"

	Ajab"chiragh" hon "din "raat" "jal" raha hoon "FARAZ" "Main"thak gaya hon "hawa" say kaho "bhuja" day mujhay..

Branch Manager

	Ek Aadmi roz subah darakht ki dale pe charh k baith jata tha, Pocho q? Bechara MBA kar ke pagal ho gaya tha,

Best Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Best Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

1. End time pe apna kamina pan dik dena

2. Ullu ko kaam kaho gay to foran kahy ga ho jaye ga
per 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak laga dega,

3. Zalil insan girlfrnd ko poetry or jokes or humy
islami msg kare ga

Qabristan walo se pooch lo

	Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola: Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun? . B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe . . . Qabristan walo se pooch lo

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl.

	A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl. Girl: Jab DAD So Jaye Ga to Main Gali Main Sikka Phaink Doongi to Tum foran Andar Aa Janaa. Liken Larka Sikka Phainknay ke 1 Ghnatay Baad Aya. Girl: Itni Dair Kyun Laga di? Boy: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha. Girl: Pagaal Wo tu mein ne Dhaaga Bandh Ke Phainka Tha.

The Cat carrier

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

Feel safe on our plane with our high quality staff, and excellent always focused pilots.

Dog - biker

HotDog

Super intersection

Honey please...

Funny photos :

Sub kuch harap karna

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.Husband: Chal!Barri Aai, Benazir

How does cat cry?

Teacher: How Does Cat Cry?Pappu: Miaow Miaow Miaow.Teacher: What About Dog?Pappu: Pakistan Khapay, Khapay Khapay.Samajh To Gaye Ho gay.

Boy oay kia hua?

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Some text missing

* some text missing *Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.Ab Pesh Hai.* full text missing *

Lottery for Paris trip

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour NiklaUsne apni BV ko phone kya:“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”BV Khushi se boli:“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,Zarur chalu gi.ParAap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

Joke on Simon Tauffel

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?Baap: Beta! Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?A. Shadi k Din.Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?A. Shadi.

Chinese Girls

Chinese Larki Ko Dekh Kar MAA Boli:Beta Ye Kis Ko Le Aye ho?Son: Ammi G! Aap Ne Khud He To Kaha Tha K.Ghar Aatay Huye Cheeni Letay Aana.Welcome back thanks for visiting again if you did not subscribe yet please follow the link Subscribe to Sms, Funny Sms, Love sms, karo sms by [...]

Cigarette Peeta Larka

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,Aur Bachay se Kaha:“Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye): “Mohtarma!”“Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom haiK Aap Kisi Ghair Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Mayoos pagal

Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?Doosra Pagal:Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.

Kia banogy?

Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?Student: Shaadi.Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?Student: Dulha.Teacher: Oho! I Mean Barrey Ho Kar Kia Hasil Karogy?Student: Dulhan.Teacher: Uffo! Matlab Aisa Kia Karo Gay, Jo Tumne Pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia?Student: Nikkah.

Zardari Is my favorite personality

Zardari is my Favourite personalty.Zardari is good looking.Zardari is so cute.Zardari is honest man.Zardari is very responsible person.I love Zardari.Zardari is a Great Leader.I am proud on zardari.Samajh to Tum gaye hogay? Very Good!

Who is more intelligent

Son asked his father: \’Bchha ziada intelligent hota hy ya baap?\’, Father: \’Baap\’, Son: \’Achha, Pakistan kisny bnaya?\’ Father: \’Quaid-E-Azam\’ Son: \’Unnky baap ne kiun nahin bnaya?\’

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.Pata Hai Kyon?Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:“Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.”Par.....“Lahore Lahore Aye.”

Crisis situation

Crisis Situation!SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY…All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET!OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin.

Azeez dost kee shadi

Biwi: Suniye Ji!Aapka Azeez Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai.Aap Usay Roktay Kyon Nahi?Shauhar: Main Kyon Rokon?Us Kaminay Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kya?If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Subscribe to Sms, Funny Sms, Love sms, karo sms by Email. Thanks for visiting!

Dost teray bagair

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,Mat rona mere marne par a dost,Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chorjaonga… ;->

Brave Men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..Some join Pakistan army, others get married … ;->

Suit of Celebrity

=PUre NeWz =1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,Q kWo sUitMaLika SharwatKa tha…>>!Celebrity Photos

Throw a ball

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?no Physics answers.?.?.bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Old and new couple

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW & OLD COUPLE NEW COUPLE- \”LIPS\” MILA KAR SOTE HAIN JAB KI OLD COUPLE- \”HIP\” MILA KAR SOTE HAIN

Like girl friends

Exams are like girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail!

Bheek maangna seekho

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Kyon Sikha Rahy Hain?Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se Bhi KoiPakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye.Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap.

Half Ticket

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my [...]

Husband Wife ki Larai ho rahi ti

	Husband Wife ki Larai ho rahi ti Unka Chota bi waha beta ta, Husband: tu sali Kutti hai Wife: Tu Sala Kutta, Bacha: Masomiyat se bola.. or Main Sala Puppay

20 Girls Heart Attack se maar gai

	Hamare Gaown mein 20 Girls Heart Attack se maar gai aur 36 Girls Behosh hogai 41 ne khodkashi karli kyun ke kesi ne Afwah pelayi ke "Arman" Shaadi kar raha hai..

Dil tu Pagal Hai

	Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo, Socha! "Dil tu Pagal Hai" Pir Khayal aya Chalo Koi baat nahi, Jis ko karna hai Woh Konsa Normal hai.

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

Neche mat parhna

neche ulta Seeda lika hai


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Ulta
Seeda

Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

	Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai Ye app ke pass aya tu Mobile ki Light On Hoi Woh Light Dekh k app khush honge k Chalo MULK me Kahi tu Light Hai.

Kam Wali Aaj pir Jeans Pehen kar Ayi hai

	Asman par Kali Ghata Chai hai, Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Kai hai, Kehti hai Sudhar Jaow Liken Kiya karon Kam Wali Aaj pir Jeans Pehen kar Ayi hai.

Yaar mere maalik muhje bahot maarta hai

	Ek Gadha: Yaar mere maalik muhje bahot maarta hai Dosra Gadha: to tu bhag kyun nahi jata Pehla: bhag jaown. per Yahan Future bahto bright hai maalik ki khubsorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kehta hai " Teri Shaadi Ghade se kar donga" bas esi umeed per betha hon.

Ek ladki thi diwani si sunder si lambi si

	Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

Allah Ap ko Lambi Baalon Wali

	Allah Ap ko Lambi Baalon Wali, Gulabi Hunton Wali Naram Jism Wali Barhi Aankhon Wali Patli Kamar Wali Khoobsorat Bakri Dein

Dear Look Into My Eyes

	Boy: Dear Look Into My Eyes What U C? Tell Me..! Girl: Ture Love Boy: O Andhi! Itna Bara Machaar Nazar nahi aya? Jaldi Nikal bari aai Ture Love...!

MASHALLAH wo ye msg par raha hai

	1 Donkey Ro Ro ke Gir Gira K eltija kr rha tha "Ya Allah muhje Parhny ke tofeq de" Wo Lamhy Qaboleat ke Thy us ki Dua Kabool Hoi ab MASHALLAH wo ye msg par raha hai.

Beta choori krna buri baat hy Choori ka phal hamesha karva

Anti Misba-
Beta choori krna buri baat hy
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota hy

Bubbli-
Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD
To metha tha

Teacher Zimmedari ka Jumla banao

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai

Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya

Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya, Woh chaye(Tea) bananay chali gai.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar,
Larky ne Socha k chalo dekhte hain Mera Number is ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab Usne Missbell di to Screen pe Likha aa raha tha...

"Murgha No.5" Calling.......

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl

	A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl. Girl: Jab DAD So Jaye Ga to Main Gali Main Sikka Phaink Doongi to Tum foran Andar Aa Janaa. Liken Larka Sikka Phainknay ke 1 Ghnatay Baad Aya. Girl: Itni Dair Kyun Laga di? Boy: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha. Girl: Pagaal Wo tu mein ne Dhaaga Bandh Ke Phainka Tha

1 American 1 Chinese 1 Pakistani chand pr gay

	1 American 1 Chinese 1 Pakistani chand pr gay. 3no ne neechy dekha to zameen pr aik lumbi line nazar aai. American: yeh USA ki building hai CHINESE: nahin yeh dewar-e-cheen hai PAKISTANI: ary pagloo na koi building ha aur na dewar-e-cheen ha yeh to Utility store k bahar Aata Leny walon ki lumbi line hai

Pagal Khany Me Sab Pagal Dance Kar Rahe Thy

	Pagal Khany Me Sab Pagal Dance Kar Rahe Thy 1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha, Dr. Ne Socha Ye Pagal Teek Ho gaya hai. Dr. Tum Khamosh Kyun Bethy Ho. Pagal: Bewaqof me Dulhan Hon.

police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agya

	1st frnd: Me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya. 2nd frnd:(Heart se) Wo kaise?: 1st frnd: yar bill to 7000 ka bana th lekin me ne peae nai diey. 2nd: phir? 1st:phr kya hotel walo ne muje police k hawaly kar dya or police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agya.

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k Mutabiq

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k Mutabiq

"HUQQA" Peene Se Insaan

"KAAHIL"

aur

"EYE SIGHT"

kamzor hoti hai

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SUBOOT

Punjab mein Har Saal Chaand

EK Din Bad Nazar Aa jata hai.

Daagh tu Chala jai ga

	Abba ne Beti koDate marty howy pakar lya Bap beti Se: Tum ne khadan ki izzat pr daagh lga dya. Beti muskuraty howe Daagh tu Chala jai ga yeh wqt pir nahi aye ga

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

I May come there any time!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Bakra hay ya bakri?

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

ATM Jammed because of …

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Gum sum

wo road per gum sum khara larkiyo ko dekh raha tha faraz.....

ke peche us ka baap agaya atta tera baap laye ga

Qyamat a jay gi

Kabhi kabhi let kar sochta hoon FARAZ

agar beth kar sochoon to kon si qyamat a jaye gi

did you?

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

**…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…**

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

Worlds shortest jokes:

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Saudia K Sath Namaz

Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai.
Nai Timings ye hongi:

Fajar: Suba 8 baje
Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje
Asar: Sham 7 bje
Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha: Raat 1 baje.

Test For Naik Aurat

Test For Naik Aurat
Agar Tum Kisi Orat ko Janchna Chahtey ho K

Woh naik Seerat hai ya Nahi,

To...

Sirf Itna Pata Karo K Woh




STAR PLUS To Nahi Dekhti. :-)

Larki Aap ko Kiss kar y

Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?

Zahir Hai




KHUWAB.. :-)

Main Kaisa Lagta Hon?

This is 2010:

1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!




Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)

Kiraye Ki Mohlat

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Sardar: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

Friendship Virus

1 Day God Tested Me:

He Erased All My Memory and Asked:

"Do You Remember Anyone Now?"

I Told Ur Name.

God Smiled and Said:
"Some Virus Can't Be Formatted" :-)

Badtameez Aurat Nahi Dekhi

Itni BadTameez Aurat Maine Zindagi Main Nahi Dekhi Fraz...





Woh Jo Kehti Hai:



"Aap k Account ki Moujooda Raqam is Call k Liye Na-Kaafi hai... :-(

Best Illness Of the World

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease Symptoms:

Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Conversations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn to GOD and Thank HIM for Blessing You With the Best Illness Of the World. :-)

Dedicate him a Sad Song

A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:

"I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song. :-)

Friendship Is About

Friendship isn't about "I'm Sorry"
Its about "Kamine Teri Ghalti Hai"

Its not about "M here 4 u"
Its about "Kahan hai Kaminey"

Its not about "I Understand"
Its about "Sab teri Wajah se hua hai Manhoos"

Its not about "I care 4 u"
Its about "Kamino Mujhe Chhor k Kaha Jaogey"

Its not about "I'm Happy 4 ur Success"
Its about "Chal Beta Party Dey"

Rehan Se Door

Journalist To Meera:

Kya Aap "REHAN"
Se Door Reh Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mera Bhai Mar Jaye,
Meri Maa Mar Jaye
Mera Khana Kharab Ho.
Agar Me Us Se Door Rahon.

Do Shaikh Mar Gaye

Do Sheikh Hotel main ek Doosry ko Milay,
4 Din k bad Dono Mar gaye,
.
.
.
.
Wajah kya Thi?
.
.
.
Woh 4 din ek Doosry ko Dekhty rahe,

k

Khana kon Mangway ga? :-)

Saudia K Sath Namaz

Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai.
Nai Timings ye hongi:

Fajar: Suba 8 baje
Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje
Asar: Sham 7 bje
Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha: Raat 1 baje.

Test For Naik Aurat

Agar Tum Kisi Orat ko Janchna Chahtey ho K

Woh naik Seerat hai ya Nahi,

To...

Sirf Itna Pata Karo K Woh




STAR PLUS To Nahi Dekhti. :-)

Larki Aapko Kiss Kary

Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?

Zahir Hai




KHUWAB.. :-)

Main Kaisa Lagta Hon?

This is 2010:

1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!




Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)

Kiraye Ki Mohlat

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Sardar: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

beautiful

I saw something in the shop window today. it was beautiful, stunning, sexy and cute. i wanted to buy it for you but i realised it was my reflection

very sweet"

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

wao wao wao wao!!!

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Very Funny Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes

1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki zindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

3) Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne
mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

4) Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai
ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

5) Raat hui jab shaam k baad, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh
rehkar bhi dekha, teri awaaz ayi har saans ke baad..

6) Chirago se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat
sakti akeli ye jindagi to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

7) Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte
hai. Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me, log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko
dil samajhte hai..

8) Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend...

9) When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly So nvr brk frndshp..

10) Love :
Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life, but its the
way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

11) AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
KHUDA AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

12) I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it.... Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ...

13) What iS gr8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still case 4 her . Its wen she
ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

14) Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

15) Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give
You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..Good
Morning..

16) Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
in yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..

17) 1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
.
.
.Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

18) "Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

19) Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge, Sukun bankar dil mein utar
jayenge,Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye, dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

20) Look
Outside
It's So
Pleasent !
Sun
Smiling
For
You !
Trees
Dancing
For
You
Wind
Singing
For
You !
Because,
I have told them
all To Wish You
Good Morning.

a Fallen Rose: "

Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"

The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.

Purple Paper People

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

Say it...!

Disturbing you!!!

HI what are you doing?

I am propagating unicameral form of idiosyncray occuring palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian brain

In short: Disturbing you!!!

I am so sweet..

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&

Finally

But
Truely



I am so sweet..

No Need to Light

No Need to Light a Night Light on a Light Like Night Tonight

Say it...!

Dhoka hogaya

Student in hostel: Yaar! Dhoka hogaya mere Saath.

Dost: Kia hua?

Student: Maine ghar se books k liye paisay mungwaye thay.


Unhonay books hi bhejdi hain. :-(

Papa Good News Hai.

Son: Papa Good News Hai.

Papa: Kya?

Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.

Father: Haan

Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye. :-)

exams 2020 in pakistan

Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan

Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?

Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.

Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.

Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE... :-D

Say You Love Me..

Girl: Say You Love Me... Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me



Boy: Okay You Love Me. :-)

Touch your Heart,

Girl: Touch your Heart,

You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.



Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin... :-)

pathan sirf loan hi pehanta he

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?


Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!


Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. :-)

hight of laziness

Chaudhary to his Adopted son:

What is the Height of Laziness?



Son: What more than Adopting a Child.

carry laguar bill

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?

SMS b wohi karta hai jis ka packge free hota hai...

Is matlab ki dunia me kon kisi ka hota hai FARAZ.

SMS b wohi karta hai jis ka packge free hota hai...

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kardon FARAZ....
.
Tere Roz Roz K Purane sMs Mujhse Parhe Nai Jatay:-)

My balance is insufficient

SHAIR ARZ Hai...

My balance is insufficient for making this call FARAAZ...

Mennu easyload kra dey nachan may saari raat..

Faraz in Arabic

Faraz in Arabic

ZARDARI UN-hukmaara nun Azaabun fee insaana fasa dun FARAAAAAZ..
Aata-tunn
Bijli-sunn
Petrol-gumm
Bhum Bhum Damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...

Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

Kisi Mast nigah main

Kisi Mast nigah main doob ja Faraz..

Bara Haseen Samudar hay khudkushi k liye!!!

"Tumhari Takleef Ka Aalam Wo Kiya Samjhege

"Tumhari
Takleef
Ka
Aalam
Wo Kiya
Samjhege
"F=A=R=A=Z=
.
.
.
.
"Yeh
To
Wohi Jante
Hain
Jinhen
'Q'A'B'Z'
Ki
Shikayat
Ho, "

FARAZ niche ka msg parh

FARAZ niche ka msg parh, mujh se NARAZ hai kia?
..
.
Tu kya dekh raha hai abay tu FARAZ hai kia?:-)

hadd ho gayi "FARAZ" ,,,

Ab to beghairti ki bhi hadd ho gayi
"FARAZ" ,,,

Jab tak beizzati Ña karo koi yaad he Ñahi karta..

Ghanta kisi ko pata tha kon hai FARAZ.

Mobile ne bakhshi hai urdu shayari ko umr-e-daraz...

Warna Ghanta kisi ko pata tha kon hai FARAZ.

jese tum ne mere paise dene hon... . . .

Tmhari yad to muje aise ati hy Fraz,

.

.


jese tum ne mere paise dene hon... . . . . . !

Woh apne ßoyfrind k saath aai hum sey milney hamari QAßAR pey FARAZ, . . . Kon kehta hai marey hue logon ki jalti nahi........!!:-@

Woh apne ßoyfrind k saath aai hum sey milney hamari QAßAR pey
FARAZ,
.

.

.

Kon kehta hai marey hue logon ki jalti nahi........!!:-@

Na koi shahbaz rha na he ganja Nawaz

Naa-Ahl ho gye aakhir dono bhai Faraz !

Na koi shahbaz rha na he ganja Nawaz

kamin0 aesa karoge to kon aega?.:-|

Aray ab to sirilankan b kehne lage pakistan se FARAZ



kamin0 aesa karoge to kon aega?.:-|

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana... . . .

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana...
.
.
.
O daanay pe daana danana o daanay pe daana...:-D:-D

nangay paon aao tou pata chalay.

Hamari to Zindagi Main andheray hi andheray Hain
",~*(FARAZ)"~"*





Woh Or log Hain jinhon Ne U.P.S lagwa rakhay Hain...

lagwa rakhay Hain...

Hamari to Zindagi Main andheray hi andheray Hain
",~*(FARAZ)"~"*





Woh Or log Hain jinhon Ne U.P.S lagwa rakhay Hain...

Zakham De Kar Bhool Jaty Hai !

Kuch Aisay Be Log Hoty Hai Zindagi Ma Jo Zakham De Kar Bhool Jaty Hai !

*"~"(FARAZ)"~"*

Is duniya se faraz mila

Is duniya se faraz mila hai tujhe agar koi ghum .....!
.
.
To fikar na kar just dial 090078601 telefun telefun...!

Hum bhi kaisi qismat

Hum bhi kaisi qismat rakhte hain Faraz.

zameen mili Banjar
aur dost milay Kanjar. . . :-

Agar Pta Hota To fraz

Agar Pta Hota To Phatar Sa Muhabbat Kar Lety

FARAZ..!

Magar Kese Pathar Dil Insan Sa Nahi..!