funny sms

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

2009-12-05T23:29:00.000-08:00

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

2009-12-05T23:28:00.000-08:00

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2009-12-05T23:27:00.000-08:00

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho

2009-12-05T23:26:00.000-08:00

Ajab shaks ho tm

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

2009-12-05T23:25:00.000-08:00

A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

Lagaan Remix 2050

2009-11-23T01:35:00.000-08:00

Lagaan Remix 2050

Climax Scene:

24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.

Bowler Bowls.

Amir Hits

Ball Splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins. :-)

Jail

2009-11-22T02:31:00.000-08:00

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

just a radio

2009-11-22T02:30:00.001-08:00

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

don't exist.

2009-11-22T02:29:00.001-08:00

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Brush ur Teeth

2009-11-22T02:28:00.000-08:00

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

love you too

2009-11-22T02:27:00.000-08:00

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

If I was!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-22T02:26:00.000-08:00

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

"MOSQUITO"

2009-11-22T02:24:00.000-08:00

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

School K Khali Maidaan

2009-11-11T02:24:00.004-08:00

School K Khali Maidaan
Geo Taliban

Classes Sunsaan
Geo Taliban

Maa Baap Pareshan
Geo Taliban

Chutiyon Ki Hai Aan Baan
Geo Taliban

Bachay Hain Shadmaan
Geo Taliban

Pakistan Ki Hai Pehchan
Geo Taliban

http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?aapse-ek-special-baat-karni-hai&s=11460

2009-11-11T02:24:00.003-08:00

Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

Koi Paas To Nahi?

Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

Ghor Se Suno...

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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)

Dehaati In 5 Star Hotel

2009-11-11T02:24:00.002-08:00

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Packet

2009-11-11T02:24:00.001-08:00

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

Dill main Allah Pak

2009-11-11T02:24:00.000-08:00

Aapne Suna hoga k dill main Allah rehta hai.
Yani dill ko kholen to Allah Pak hongy. Ab ghor karen.

dill

d i l l

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Dill me ALLAH likha hai! Subhanallah

Ek Kisaan Gadi Mai

2009-11-07T22:00:00.000-08:00

Ek Kisan Gadi Mai Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya.

Sipaahi: Kya Hai Isme?

Kisan: Gehun.

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Sipahi: Aby Hath Mila! Main bhi GAY Hun. ;-)

bhag gaya faraz

2009-11-07T21:53:00.001-08:00

azam or shehnaz dekh rahe thay jahaz ................. ........... ..... wah wah wah wah .......... ......... .wah dono ko chumat mar ker bhag gaya faraz

The Ghanta Returns

2009-11-07T21:53:00.000-08:00

Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

The Mummy Returns

Golmaal Returns

Batman Returns

Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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"The Ghanta Returns" :-)

funshun

2009-11-07T21:50:00.000-08:00

MARD Ka Bacha Hai To

2009-11-07T21:36:00.001-08:00

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

2009-11-07T21:36:00.000-08:00

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.

Jab Koi Mushkil Parr Jaye.

To?

To?

To?

To?

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JL

To Main Kya Karon?

Harkaten Kyon Karte Ho Aisi? :-)

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai * Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai, Kal Se Sab School K Bachay Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy! Maine Suna hai! Ek

2009-11-03T04:55:00.000-08:00

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai *

Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai,
Kal Se Sab School K Bachay
Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy!

Maine Suna hai!

Ek Barrey Se,
Kaali Moochon walay Uncle
BOMB baandh ker Aengay
Sabh bachey Mer Jaengay!

Bhool Gai Mai Naam bhala tha!
Shayad Dehshat-Gard Kaha tha!

Baba! Kyo Marengay Humko?
Humse koi Bhool hui kia ?
Humse kyo Naraz hen Uncle ?

Baba! Unko Guriya Day Dun?
Ya phir Meri Rangu wali
Yaad hai na woh Neeli Dibya
Meri Pichli Saalgirah per
Aapne Mujhko La Ker di thi!

Or Meri woh Piyari Poni!
Red Color ki, Titli wali!
Woh Bhi Day don?
Phir to Nahi Marein gay mujhko?

Yaad hai Baba ek Dafa jab
Mujhko Haath Pe Chot Lagi Thi
Bohat zayada dard hua tha
Thora Khon Bhi nikla tha!
Bohat Zayada Roi Thi Main .

Kya Yeh BOMB Barra hota hai?
Bohat Ziyada Chot lagay gi ?
Dard Bhi shayad Ziyada Hoga!

Baba Mujhko Darr lagta he

Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda

2009-11-03T04:54:00.001-08:00

Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.

Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

You Should Please Contact...

STAR PLUS. :-)

Proposal or Weather Report

2009-11-03T04:53:00.000-08:00

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.

Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Sardiyan Aagai Hain

2009-11-03T04:50:00.000-08:00

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Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)

I am made of 5 letters

2009-10-30T04:35:00.000-07:00


	I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ! HAIR AIR - - - Answer : CHAIR

A rose is always rose whether its

2009-10-30T04:27:00.004-07:00

A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way you are always my friend �
Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.

A - you are Attractive

2009-10-30T04:27:00.003-07:00


	A - you are Attractive B - you are the Best C - you are Cute D - you are Dear 2 me E - you are Excellent F - you are Funny G - you are Gud Looking H - He He He I - I am J - Just K - Kidding

son to his dad have u ever been to EGYPT

2009-10-30T04:27:00.002-07:00

son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???

Dad: no,

Dad :why do u ask,

son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then

Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Teacher Tomorrow there will be a lecture on

2009-10-30T04:27:00.001-07:00


	Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata

2009-10-30T04:27:00.000-07:00

	Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Pyaar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, Pyaar me wafa mili to thik, Warna bewafao pe jo kharcha hota, Uska claim to mil jata.

Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hia

2009-10-30T04:13:00.006-07:00

	Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian... kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!

aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:

2009-10-30T04:13:00.005-07:00


	Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

confidence

2009-10-30T04:13:00.004-07:00

	Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho.

bird flu

2009-10-30T04:13:00.003-07:00


	Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha Sir,bird flu to murghiyo ko hota hy Studnt,sir aapjo rozana mujhy murgha banaty hain

Arz kiya hai

2009-10-30T04:13:00.002-07:00


	Arz kiya hai tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Bell bajayenge aur bhag jayenge

saanu vekh ke mukh guma jande,

2009-10-30T04:13:00.001-07:00

	saanu vekh ke mukh guma jande, Sade nam te nivi pa jande, Par ek gal te na zor chale ohna da, Karde gallan gairan nall, Kasma sade na dean kha jande�.

Tast ki tayari

2009-10-30T04:13:00.000-07:00

1 Punjabi BLOOD K Bare Me
Book Parh Rha Tha

BV:
Aj Ye Q Parh Rhe Ho?

Punjabi:
Muje Dr. Ne Kaha Ha K
Kal BLOOD TEST Ha
Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kr Rha Hon!

KHARCHA KUCH JYADA HI HO GAYA..

2009-10-28T20:05:00.002-07:00

	Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki har ek deewar ko dekha, har ek darwaaaze, har ek khidiki ko dekha, har ek kone-kuche ko dekha., aur itna hi bola... MAA-KASAM, KHARCHA KUCH JYADA HI HO GAYA..

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

2009-10-28T20:05:00.001-07:00


	Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan 1. Zardari Imandari Karega 2. Altaf Karachi Ayega 3. Musharaf per Muqdma Chale ga 4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare gi 5. Pathan aqalmand ho jaynge.

Ajab"chiragh"

2009-10-28T20:05:00.000-07:00


	Ajab"chiragh" hon "din "raat" "jal" raha hoon "FARAZ" "Main"thak gaya hon "hawa" say kaho "bhuja" day mujhay..

Branch Manager

2009-10-28T20:04:00.000-07:00


	Ek Aadmi roz subah darakht ki dale pe charh k baith jata tha, Pocho q? Bechara MBA kar ke pagal ho gaya tha,

Best Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

2009-10-28T19:59:00.002-07:00

Best Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

1. End time pe apna kamina pan dik dena

2. Ullu ko kaam kaho gay to foran kahy ga ho jaye ga
per 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak laga dega,

3. Zalil insan girlfrnd ko poetry or jokes or humy
islami msg kare ga

Qabristan walo se pooch lo

2009-10-28T19:59:00.001-07:00

	Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola: Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun? . B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe . . . Qabristan walo se pooch lo

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl.

2009-10-28T19:59:00.000-07:00


	A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl. Girl: Jab DAD So Jaye Ga to Main Gali Main Sikka Phaink Doongi to Tum foran Andar Aa Janaa. Liken Larka Sikka Phainknay ke 1 Ghnatay Baad Aya. Girl: Itni Dair Kyun Laga di? Boy: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha. Girl: Pagaal Wo tu mein ne Dhaaga Bandh Ke Phainka Tha.

The Cat carrier

2009-10-25T06:18:00.000-07:00

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

2009-10-25T06:17:00.000-07:00

Feel safe on our plane with our high quality staff, and excellent always focused pilots.

2009-10-25T06:14:00.000-07:00

Dog - biker

2009-10-25T06:12:00.000-07:00

HotDog

2009-10-25T06:10:00.001-07:00

Super intersection

2009-10-25T06:05:00.000-07:00

Honey please...

2009-10-25T06:02:00.000-07:00

Funny photos :

2009-10-25T05:46:00.000-07:00

Sub kuch harap karna

2009-10-25T05:45:00.000-07:00

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.Husband: Chal!Barri Aai, Benazir

How does cat cry?

2009-10-25T05:44:00.002-07:00

Teacher: How Does Cat Cry?Pappu: Miaow Miaow Miaow.Teacher: What About Dog?Pappu: Pakistan Khapay, Khapay Khapay.Samajh To Gaye Ho gay.

Boy oay kia hua?

2009-10-25T05:44:00.001-07:00

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Some text missing

2009-10-25T05:43:00.001-07:00

* some text missing *Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.Ab Pesh Hai.* full text missing *

Lottery for Paris trip

2009-10-25T05:42:00.001-07:00

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour NiklaUsne apni BV ko phone kya:“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”BV Khushi se boli:“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,Zarur chalu gi.ParAap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

Joke on Simon Tauffel

2009-10-25T05:41:00.000-07:00

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?Baap: Beta! Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

2009-10-25T05:40:00.000-07:00

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?A. Shadi k Din.Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?A. Shadi.

Chinese Girls

2009-10-25T05:39:00.000-07:00

Chinese Larki Ko Dekh Kar MAA Boli:Beta Ye Kis Ko Le Aye ho?Son: Ammi G! Aap Ne Khud He To Kaha Tha K.Ghar Aatay Huye Cheeni Letay Aana.Welcome back thanks for visiting again if you did not subscribe yet please follow the link Subscribe to Sms, Funny Sms, Love sms, karo sms by [...]

Cigarette Peeta Larka

2009-10-25T05:36:00.000-07:00

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,Aur Bachay se Kaha:“Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye): “Mohtarma!”“Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom haiK Aap Kisi Ghair Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Mayoos pagal

2009-10-25T05:34:00.000-07:00

Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?Doosra Pagal:Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.

Kia banogy?

2009-10-25T05:33:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?Student: Shaadi.Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?Student: Dulha.Teacher: Oho! I Mean Barrey Ho Kar Kia Hasil Karogy?Student: Dulhan.Teacher: Uffo! Matlab Aisa Kia Karo Gay, Jo Tumne Pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia?Student: Nikkah.

Zardari Is my favorite personality

2009-10-25T05:32:00.002-07:00

Zardari is my Favourite personalty.Zardari is good looking.Zardari is so cute.Zardari is honest man.Zardari is very responsible person.I love Zardari.Zardari is a Great Leader.I am proud on zardari.Samajh to Tum gaye hogay? Very Good!

Who is more intelligent

2009-10-25T05:32:00.001-07:00

Son asked his father: \’Bchha ziada intelligent hota hy ya baap?\’, Father: \’Baap\’, Son: \’Achha, Pakistan kisny bnaya?\’ Father: \’Quaid-E-Azam\’ Son: \’Unnky baap ne kiun nahin bnaya?\’

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

2009-10-25T05:31:00.000-07:00

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.Pata Hai Kyon?Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:“Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.”Par.....“Lahore Lahore Aye.”

Crisis situation

2009-10-25T05:30:00.001-07:00

Crisis Situation!SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY…All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET!OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin.

Azeez dost kee shadi

2009-10-25T05:29:00.000-07:00

Biwi: Suniye Ji!Aapka Azeez Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai.Aap Usay Roktay Kyon Nahi?Shauhar: Main Kyon Rokon?Us Kaminay Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kya?If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my Subscribe to Sms, Funny Sms, Love sms, karo sms by Email. Thanks for visiting!

Dost teray bagair

2009-10-25T05:27:00.000-07:00

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,Mat rona mere marne par a dost,Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chorjaonga… ;->

Brave Men

2009-10-25T05:26:00.002-07:00

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..Some join Pakistan army, others get married … ;->

Suit of Celebrity

2009-10-25T05:26:00.001-07:00

=PUre NeWz =1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,Q kWo sUitMaLika SharwatKa tha…>>!Celebrity Photos

Throw a ball

2009-10-25T05:25:00.000-07:00

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?no Physics answers.?.?.bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Old and new couple

2009-10-25T05:24:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW & OLD COUPLE NEW COUPLE- \”LIPS\” MILA KAR SOTE HAIN JAB KI OLD COUPLE- \”HIP\” MILA KAR SOTE HAIN

Like girl friends

2009-10-25T05:23:00.000-07:00

Exams are like girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail!

Bheek maangna seekho

2009-10-25T05:22:00.000-07:00

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Kyon Sikha Rahy Hain?Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se Bhi KoiPakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye.Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap.

Half Ticket

2009-10-25T05:18:00.000-07:00

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my [...]

Husband Wife ki Larai ho rahi ti

2009-10-24T05:29:00.002-07:00


	Husband Wife ki Larai ho rahi ti Unka Chota bi waha beta ta, Husband: tu sali Kutti hai Wife: Tu Sala Kutta, Bacha: Masomiyat se bola.. or Main Sala Puppay

20 Girls Heart Attack se maar gai

2009-10-24T05:29:00.001-07:00


	Hamare Gaown mein 20 Girls Heart Attack se maar gai aur 36 Girls Behosh hogai 41 ne khodkashi karli kyun ke kesi ne Afwah pelayi ke "Arman" Shaadi kar raha hai..

Dil tu Pagal Hai

2009-10-24T05:29:00.000-07:00

	Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo, Socha! "Dil tu Pagal Hai" Pir Khayal aya Chalo Koi baat nahi, Jis ko karna hai Woh Konsa Normal hai.

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

2009-10-24T05:28:00.000-07:00

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

Neche mat parhna

neche ulta Seeda lika hai

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Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

2009-10-24T05:24:00.004-07:00


	Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai Ye app ke pass aya tu Mobile ki Light On Hoi Woh Light Dekh k app khush honge k Chalo MULK me Kahi tu Light Hai.

Kam Wali Aaj pir Jeans Pehen kar Ayi hai

2009-10-24T05:24:00.003-07:00

	Asman par Kali Ghata Chai hai, Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Kai hai, Kehti hai Sudhar Jaow Liken Kiya karon Kam Wali Aaj pir Jeans Pehen kar Ayi hai.

Yaar mere maalik muhje bahot maarta hai

2009-10-24T05:24:00.002-07:00


	Ek Gadha: Yaar mere maalik muhje bahot maarta hai Dosra Gadha: to tu bhag kyun nahi jata Pehla: bhag jaown. per Yahan Future bahto bright hai maalik ki khubsorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kehta hai " Teri Shaadi Ghade se kar donga" bas esi umeed per betha hon.

Ek ladki thi diwani si sunder si lambi si

2009-10-24T05:24:00.001-07:00


	Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

Allah Ap ko Lambi Baalon Wali

2009-10-24T05:23:00.001-07:00


	Allah Ap ko Lambi Baalon Wali, Gulabi Hunton Wali Naram Jism Wali Barhi Aankhon Wali Patli Kamar Wali Khoobsorat Bakri Dein

Dear Look Into My Eyes

2009-10-24T05:22:00.000-07:00


	Boy: Dear Look Into My Eyes What U C? Tell Me..! Girl: Ture Love Boy: O Andhi! Itna Bara Machaar Nazar nahi aya? Jaldi Nikal bari aai Ture Love...!

MASHALLAH wo ye msg par raha hai

2009-10-24T05:21:00.000-07:00


	1 Donkey Ro Ro ke Gir Gira K eltija kr rha tha "Ya Allah muhje Parhny ke tofeq de" Wo Lamhy Qaboleat ke Thy us ki Dua Kabool Hoi ab MASHALLAH wo ye msg par raha hai.

Beta choori krna buri baat hy Choori ka phal hamesha karva

2009-10-24T05:20:00.000-07:00

Anti Misba-
Beta choori krna buri baat hy
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota hy

Bubbli-
Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD
To metha tha

Teacher Zimmedari ka Jumla banao

2009-10-24T05:18:00.001-07:00

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai

Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya

2009-10-24T05:18:00.000-07:00

Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya, Woh chaye(Tea) bananay chali gai.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar,
Larky ne Socha k chalo dekhte hain Mera Number is ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab Usne Missbell di to Screen pe Likha aa raha tha...

"Murgha No.5" Calling.......

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl

2009-10-24T05:16:00.001-07:00


	A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love with Kajnoos Girl. Girl: Jab DAD So Jaye Ga to Main Gali Main Sikka Phaink Doongi to Tum foran Andar Aa Janaa. Liken Larka Sikka Phainknay ke 1 Ghnatay Baad Aya. Girl: Itni Dair Kyun Laga di? Boy: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha. Girl: Pagaal Wo tu mein ne Dhaaga Bandh Ke Phainka Tha

1 American 1 Chinese 1 Pakistani chand pr gay

2009-10-24T05:16:00.000-07:00


	1 American 1 Chinese 1 Pakistani chand pr gay. 3no ne neechy dekha to zameen pr aik lumbi line nazar aai. American: yeh USA ki building hai CHINESE: nahin yeh dewar-e-cheen hai PAKISTANI: ary pagloo na koi building ha aur na dewar-e-cheen ha yeh to Utility store k bahar Aata Leny walon ki lumbi line hai

Pagal Khany Me Sab Pagal Dance Kar Rahe Thy

2009-10-24T05:15:00.000-07:00


	Pagal Khany Me Sab Pagal Dance Kar Rahe Thy 1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha, Dr. Ne Socha Ye Pagal Teek Ho gaya hai. Dr. Tum Khamosh Kyun Bethy Ho. Pagal: Bewaqof me Dulhan Hon.

police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agya

2009-10-24T05:14:00.002-07:00


	1st frnd: Me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya. 2nd frnd:(Heart se) Wo kaise?: 1st frnd: yar bill to 7000 ka bana th lekin me ne peae nai diey. 2nd: phir? 1st:phr kya hotel walo ne muje police k hawaly kar dya or police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agya.

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k Mutabiq

2009-10-24T05:14:00.001-07:00

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k Mutabiq

"HUQQA" Peene Se Insaan

"KAAHIL"

aur

"EYE SIGHT"

kamzor hoti hai

?

?

?

SUBOOT

Punjab mein Har Saal Chaand

EK Din Bad Nazar Aa jata hai.

Daagh tu Chala jai ga

2009-10-24T05:09:00.000-07:00


	Abba ne Beti koDate marty howy pakar lya Bap beti Se: Tum ne khadan ki izzat pr daagh lga dya. Beti muskuraty howe Daagh tu Chala jai ga yeh wqt pir nahi aye ga