Lagaan Remix 2050

Lagaan Remix 2050

Climax Scene:

24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.

Bowler Bowls.

Amir Hits

Ball Splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins. :-)

Jail

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

just a radio

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

don't exist.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Brush ur Teeth

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

love you too

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

If I was!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

"MOSQUITO"

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

School K Khali Maidaan

School K Khali Maidaan
Geo Taliban

Classes Sunsaan
Geo Taliban

Maa Baap Pareshan
Geo Taliban

Chutiyon Ki Hai Aan Baan
Geo Taliban

Bachay Hain Shadmaan
Geo Taliban

Pakistan Ki Hai Pehchan
Geo Taliban

http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?aapse-ek-special-baat-karni-hai&s=11460

Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

Koi Paas To Nahi?

Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

Ghor Se Suno...

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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)

Dehaati In 5 Star Hotel

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Packet

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

Dill main Allah Pak

Aapne Suna hoga k dill main Allah rehta hai.
Yani dill ko kholen to Allah Pak hongy. Ab ghor karen.


dill

d i l l


d_i_l l


Dill me ALLAH likha hai! Subhanallah

Ek Kisaan Gadi Mai

Ek Kisan Gadi Mai Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya.

Sipaahi: Kya Hai Isme?

Kisan: Gehun.


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Sipahi: Aby Hath Mila! Main bhi GAY Hun. ;-)

bhag gaya faraz

azam or shehnaz dekh rahe thay jahaz ................. ........... ..... wah wah wah wah .......... ......... .wah dono ko chumat mar ker bhag gaya faraz

The Ghanta Returns

Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

The Mummy Returns

Golmaal Returns

Batman Returns

Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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"The Ghanta Returns" :-)

funshun

MARD Ka Bacha Hai To

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.

Jab Koi Mushkil Parr Jaye.


To?

To?

To?

To?

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JL

To Main Kya Karon?

Harkaten Kyon Karte Ho Aisi? :-)

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai * Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai, Kal Se Sab School K Bachay Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy! Maine Suna hai! Ek

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai *

Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai,
Kal Se Sab School K Bachay
Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy!

Maine Suna hai!

Ek Barrey Se,
Kaali Moochon walay Uncle
BOMB baandh ker Aengay
Sabh bachey Mer Jaengay!

Bhool Gai Mai Naam bhala tha!
Shayad Dehshat-Gard Kaha tha!

Baba! Kyo Marengay Humko?
Humse koi Bhool hui kia ?
Humse kyo Naraz hen Uncle ?

Baba! Unko Guriya Day Dun?
Ya phir Meri Rangu wali
Yaad hai na woh Neeli Dibya
Meri Pichli Saalgirah per
Aapne Mujhko La Ker di thi!

Or Meri woh Piyari Poni!
Red Color ki, Titli wali!
Woh Bhi Day don?
Phir to Nahi Marein gay mujhko?

Yaad hai Baba ek Dafa jab
Mujhko Haath Pe Chot Lagi Thi
Bohat zayada dard hua tha
Thora Khon Bhi nikla tha!
Bohat Zayada Roi Thi Main .

Kya Yeh BOMB Barra hota hai?
Bohat Ziyada Chot lagay gi ?
Dard Bhi shayad Ziyada Hoga!

Baba Mujhko Darr lagta he

Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda

Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.



Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

You Should Please Contact...




STAR PLUS. :-)

Proposal or Weather Report

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.





Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Sardiyan Aagai Hain

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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)